WELCOME

good day and welcome to hot purple eyeshadow, the latest gay-superhero-comedy sensation. i’m working on it. thanks for stopping by.
this story is in the works and takes place in an alternate universe… i originally intended for it to not mirror our own but for the sake of simplicity i gave up on that. so anyway here’s an faq.

who are the protagonists?

The Pulverizer
– he/him
– bisexual Thai man(?)
– superstrength

Asmodeus
– he/she/they
– Armenian-Georgian nonbinary-genderless person
– demonic power manipulation (includes flight and limited attacks)

Soundscape
– he/him and sie/hir
– white nonbinary ???? ????? gay ??????? ??
– volume manipulation (of sounds from his own mouth only)

Shapeshifter
– he/him
– Jewish trans gay man
– shapeshifting (into creatures of his own mass only)

who are you?

i’m a. i’m nonbinary, lesbian, and communist. you can reach me at my email (strzyg at paranoici dot org) or my discord (fuck you, i’m gay!#9794)

what’s the point of all this? aren’t superheroes a bit reactionary?

yeah i’m specifically trying to make them not reactionary. i know it sounds silly but i promise it makes sense. let me know if you have any suggestions.

why eyeshadow?

*shrugs* shit’s fun i guess

what about the other characters?

i have an extensive list of further characters. there are literally like 40+ characters in addition to the main four. if you would like to bravely take upon yourself the task of writing a story with these characters, contact me at the above provided outlets.